neuroticdream:

. .. .. | Tumblr on We Heart It.

neuroticdream:

. .. .. | Tumblr on We Heart It.

king-18:

neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.

arcticwankies:

relationship status: i’d bang you if you lived closer

ldr-oneday:

Not a “one day” post but I couldn’t help making this because it’s true 💕

ldr-oneday:

Not a “one day” post but I couldn’t help making this because it’s true 💕

rnasturbabe:

crunchier:

STOP PLS

my anaconda dont

rnasturbabe:

crunchier:

STOP PLS

my anaconda dont

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

yungchub:

i’m everyone in this gif

hungrylikethewolfie:

lady-chyna:

logicislife:

jessycanhasblog:

irishsub:

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

mybromptoncocktailblend:

Brian is jealous

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

I think that if I could fall asleep next to you every night, I’d never really be sad again.
Midnight thoughts (I already miss you)
slimskulls:

I heart sugar skulls….

slimskulls:

I heart sugar skulls….

HAKUNA MA’VODKA
it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

Everyone in the Creature Fandom right now.

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