vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

surprisebitch:

me as a parent

Starting to find all this amazing Dia de los Muertos stuff! Have to stop myself from buying everything.  #DiaDeLosMuertos #SugarSkull #IHaveAProblem

Starting to find all this amazing Dia de los Muertos stuff! Have to stop myself from buying everything. #DiaDeLosMuertos #SugarSkull #IHaveAProblem

spuandi:

yes pls

spuandi:

yes pls

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

frenums:

wow

frenums:

wow


Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
Me: *breathes*
Mom: no

lntemperance:

am I the only one who really likes it when ur holding someone’s hand and they just rub their thumb across yours

stelarcat:

halloween is coming i can feel it in me skeleton