neck kissing is honestly the hottest, most seductive thing anybody could ever do to me. if you kiss my neck, if you playfully bite my neck, if your tongue touches my neck i will melt in your fingertips.
relationship status: i’d bang you if you lived closer
Not a “one day” post but I couldn’t help making this because it’s true 💕
i’m everyone in this gif
Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.
Oh wow these girls are brilliant.
These girls: 1
Tom Hanks: 0
Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.
I wonder how long it took to practice this shit
DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY
Brian is jealous
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
|—||Midnight thoughts (I already miss you)|
I heart sugar skulls….
|—||it means no memories, for the rest of the night (via suchvodka)|
Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.